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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2015-07-25 14:48:18
Orc TV 1290k+60k
1
50k
9000
+1
3/0/0
Inducements: Star player Bomber Dribblesnot
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
133
-
-
23
4
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
164
-
27
68
2
“Kondor crossed the pitch and thanked Coach Tussock for the match. It was a tough one for the gobs, but they played hard and kept the Blodging blitzer from getting a second score (and skill).
Back in the locker room, Kondor did his best to address the orc squad. His orc speak was very poor and he never had figured out why an orc squad would let a human coach them but that is where it stood. One day he figured they would up and kill him so he hired a "team" of ogres as body guards. But that is a story for another day.
He started his speech. "Ait youz nukel eads. Ya make da point. Ya stopped em good. But dey is wakin. No dead, no hurt. Mak mor dead. Mak mor pain er yer no good. Now go grub."
”
Back in the locker room, Kondor did his best to address the orc squad. His orc speak was very poor and he never had figured out why an orc squad would let a human coach them but that is where it stood. One day he figured they would up and kill him so he hired a "team" of ogres as body guards. But that is a story for another day.
He started his speech. "Ait youz nukel eads. Ya make da point. Ya stopped em good. But dey is wakin. No dead, no hurt. Mak mor dead. Mak mor pain er yer no good. Now go grub."
”
... running noises, angry troll noises ... Mor trubl, dem orkz, dey iz wel triky. Aw aur lotz iz justoopid.”