“Buffy and the girls were a bit surprised to find the extended season focused on sports ball, but a million gp check is what it is, shame the small print says something about an eternal season. Lucky, most of the team is immortal! Unluckily, that doesn't stop you getting killed.

So we took the kick, ran it up easy enough, and would have scored but for Buffy's late case of the bloodlust. From there they cruised up the field boxing us in the corner and all the star-powered gaze in the world couldn't make up for a lack of team training at this new racket. In the second they got us onto the wing and shovelled half the team over into the crowd for autograph duty, which takes all day and then some. Giles is skipping the next one with Kendra, Dawn joins the team, and we'll work on training once we win a game or two.”