“We welcomed some night elves to the store, usually a good bet to buy, buy, buy.

Our receive, we put up a broad cage with Cracked Ribs into the middle, they couldn't dodge in and Clive put him over the top, and he scored. Ha! No, snakes in the grass first, one of theirs back couldn't handle it, so he picked up and did score! That was a worry.

Both trees went down on their take, Leif couldn't rise to blitz the ball carrier next to him, shame. They caged by the sideline, a stepper feeling brave. Gunner blitzed him, brave lad off his normal duties, they put him in the crowd and set about taking down the rest of the lads, stalling for half time. The two trees were back up and making trouble for them along the way, though Clive's not the blocker that Leif is and it showed.

Both trees down again, the lads had to cover a strong advance ahead of the ball carrier. Interesting tactic, pre-caging if you like. Gunner hurt for his trouble, we'll miss him. They walled us off from there, not a gap anywhere to dodge through, and too far round the ends, sharp play. They scored, our attempts to missile them not successful.

We caged up again like the first half, worked again too. Cracked Ribs over the top, in range, but landed stuck to their shadower. Third dodge one too many. Shame, could've aimed the throw better. Small coaching error, big cost, out for the game. We had a good team go at stopping the return, all four 'flings and two feeding trees, Foot Crushed out on the blitz. Ref gave us a last, but Troubled Elbow couldn't pick up.

Good news though, 5 cas and no returns. Good day for sales, bit of a shame about the lack of funeral pie with the good run of late, but perhaps we can sneak in some clean sheet pie. Good luck to the Princesses, shop here any time.”