“We were told goblins had to score to win. Easily sorted.

A ringer was bought in, sneaky team building still paying unusual dividends. Anarchy unleashed with him, Nepotism lead to Thieving only to be removed from the game by their Leper. Fraud was soon involved to good ends, until Reddit took out our ringer. The ball "scattered" to the crowd, and as there was no benefit seen from Nepotism, we just let their goblin wander off with it, Nepotism lying at his feet. Corruption put on a show of stopping it with Dirty Pool, but it's the goblins scoring that was wanted, and a goblin scoring we got.

We fielded just 6 for the second half to make it even easier, Intimidation and Extortion being tried, the first blowing up in our face, the latter doing some good. Their goblin scored again given time, and we fielded five for the last dash. Dirty Pool was set to fly, but Bribery stopped that soon enough. Shame of it is their goblin wasn't the scorer!

Anarchy returned to the final dance, but nothing came of it. Goblins score 2, others 1, and by some ludicrous oversight the game is handed to the others and the score written 0-3. There's more than mere Bribery and Corruption involved here, this goes deeper than ... what's this? 70k? Well, who knows, anything can happen in a game of sportsball, Nuffle be praised.”