“So our first match outside was a loss, but that was only because of BOOBZ. Against pointy-earz, we tried to do REAL BLOODSHE... BLOODBOWL! Having heard the elvish matchup, the stars Fungus and Nobbla decided to join the carnage!

We don't know if our fans were excited for a match against the stinkiest of all races, or galvanized by the previous bloodshed, but this time there were a whopping NINE THOUSANDS gobs at the arena, outnumbering a mere 6000 elves watching, and the WAAAAAGHHHH was the right fuel to boost our tiny heroes!

In the first half, we studied them. YES! we let them score whilst taking a blofzorp (it's a big number) of notes to develop a tactic for the second half.
Then a squig ate all the papers and we were like "so wat now?" but our genius troll, Rafael, had a brilliant idea: SQUEEZE EM ALL! And OH BOY WE SQUEEZED.

We have interviewed Rafael about the second half:
The late half of the second half only half of stinkies could stay on their feet and half. A halfling showed up but said "hey I'm half done here" and halfed away. Then some tiny half-orcs (were they... gobz?) scored I think half the double of twice that is half the half of the half of turns I've played, or so it seems. I am only half sure of what happened, because I was halfway to grab the passing halfling half done in the second half."

...scoring a final result of 2-1 against pointy earz!

FEAR THE GREEN!
FORZA OBBA!”