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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2015-10-01 05:23:43
St. Paul Apostles
TV 1510k+570k Nurgle
charlie1331
1
Winnings 40k
10000 Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Grotty, Star player Max Spleenripper, Star player Brick Far'th, Card Illegal Substitution
Replay
Dice Stats
Mackville, WI Pro Bowlers
Elven Union TV 2080k
Jeffro
3
80k (-30000) Winnings
Spectators 19000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
0/0/1 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
John the Bashfist III
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#2
Edward the Unrepentant
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#3
Crucible the Unlucky
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
13
-
#4
Gracious Grievous
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#5
Herod the Heady
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#7
Crissy Fist the II
1
-
-
-
-
3
11
-
12
1
-
#8
Sinful Pete
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
9
5
-
#9
Churmym
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
1
#10
Fodderyte
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
-
-
#11
Lippleness
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#12
Bumblefunk
-
-
-
-
1
5
12
-
-
2
-
#13
El Poop the II
-
-
-
1
-
2
9
-
-
3
-
#90
Grotty
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#91
Max Spleenripper
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#92
Brick Far\'th
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
-
1
1
10
168
-
21
47
1

#90 Grotty – Dead (RIP)
“Did you know that if you play the Illegal Substitution card that player can only move and not blitz? I did not. So a surprise appearance by Max Spleenripper to thwart the first offensive drive of the Bowlers ended abruptly with him being KO'd and subsequently ejected despite an attempt to bribe the official. Things kinda went downhill from there.

The 2H/T8 interception by El Poop will permanently mar any records that Mute-Dong ever achieves. Ever.”
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
Moot-Dawg
-
3
-
-
-
3
9
29
-
-
-
#4
Bo
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
11
5
-
#5
Swiss Miss Pudding Bars
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
-3
2
-
#6
Yard Ape! Yard Ape!
2
-
-
-
-
6
11
-1
-3
1
-
#7
Dr. Wolf
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
3
-
#8
Barber "Big Bitch"
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
9
-
#9
V$
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
3
10
1
-
#10
Ballinger
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
2
#11
Ack
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
2
#12
Ian Gold-"Ban"-hammer
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
-
-
#13
Cisko
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#14
Bushels
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
4
-
#15
Morello
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
TOTALS
3
4
-
-
1
18
157
31
15
31
4
“Three completions and 29 yards for Moot-Dawg as he continues his assault on the Single Season Passing Record. Would've been four for 42 yards, but GODDAMN POOP CHUTE INTERCEPTED the Moot-Dawg. Horseshit.

Fun game, though. Bally had a nice double GFI to smear Grotty midfield. Brick Farth is still wiping it up...”
 
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