#1 Gwendoline – Dead (RIP) #2 Cabbage Johnson – Fractured Skull (-AV)
“I'm gonna name and shame here. Don't play this guy. He will whine about dice for no reason. Two of my best players are gone, drew 1-1, still complained that I had better dice because I was a 'donator'. This guy needs some serious lessons on how FUMBBL works, but this was not a fun game, as he wouldn't listen to anything I was trying to tell him. Not even a simple greeting or 'GLHF' either.”