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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2015-10-27 20:13:11
Chaos Chosen TV 1720k+330k
1
40k
15000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/2/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Max Spleenripper
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
4
-
1
20
200
2
27
71
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#5 Fear-ona Brute Force VI – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#9 David Doombleby IV – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
2
-
1
13
203
8
31
60
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#1 Nevergreen – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#4 Overkill – Dead (RIP)
#10 Manowar – Smashed Knee (NI)
#11 Sodom – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
Once again the anchors stumble from offices, taverns and sheds, blinking in the harsh sunlight. It's time for the fumbbl cup! If only they could win, they could receive the healing scroll and bring back the greatest anchor of all time: Crunchfight the First! Bold! Angry! Sumptuously professional! His like has not be-
"Hang on Walter, I thought we were doing this for Axeman the First", interjected Jeremy, "I don't see why I should put my mighty axe on the line just to bring back your dead grandad. No offence."
"None taken!", beamed Walter, wishing a curse upon all Axemen, "but obviously as the oldest and best anchor here I should get prior-"
"Woah woah, what about the third Snow Mercy?", piped up John, "he taught all line-elfs that if they keep doing the grunt work for like half a century, something good eventually would happen! I mean, apart from all the death. Plus he never had to deal with that "you know nothing John Snow" shit that I have to work with. I'd like to see his optimism!"
"Boys, boys, clearly we're bringing back the second Warkriminal", snapped Kirsty, "who else has had such a diverse career and also guard?"
"But I thought-"
"MY FATHER-"
And that's where it might have ended, descending into a bickering mass...of...CHAOS
"Look at us!" yelled Tesla Cannons, freezing the anchors into their fratricidal tableau. Krishnan strangling Doombleby! Crunchight punching Axeman! Kaboomsky non too bothered about anything as she's still the original but jumping on Burnalot's knees for the look of the thing!
"Look at us", Tesla repeated, more softly. "This is exactly...what they said we'd do!"
"WHO?" chorused the confused, yet still angry anchors
"Them!" said Tesla confidently, pointing at the Chaos warriors watching them with curious interest. "They said it shouldn't be you!"
"Oh I'm not being told what to do by some massive armoured bastard, three times the size of a man with the strength of ten!" screamed a very accurate Axeman, before burying his mighty axe into some poor warrior's skull.
When the dust settled, they agreed not to talk about the bodies.
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Match was tense! Match was close! Match went to overtime! Match saw the death of a legend! Good game!”