“League management was affronted at allegations of Amazons facing Bribery to not turn up, or worse that Extortion had been used. A ringer team was picked specifically to knock some law and order back into things.

We'll see about that.

They received, a high kick, and powered down the open sideline, facing up to Intimidation without fear, and powering though threats of Extortion to score. That was quick. Perhaps we shouldn't have ... uh, nothing, good work.

Anarchy was unleashed, what better way to deal with these Vampires, some Dirty Pool tried too. Corruption reduced their numbers, Anarchy ruled the sideline, and Bribery saw more of theirs leave the field. In between, they stole the ball, Thieving cleaned up, we stole it back, Racketeering eliminated for good, repeatedly it bounced about, and finally time was short. Conspiracy was tried but with the big boys playing stupid they covered easily enough, and their Hoover was firm at the sideline to end the half.

Our ball to start the second, Bribery smashing their attacks, but at a critical moment Kickbacks kicked back on us, took a dive, and they were away. Was this part of the plan? Who can say! Secrecy tried a cover up, but nothing came of it.

We tried to Ransom one, get back in the game quickly, with their numbers troubling them against all the Bribery and Corruption, an our fans pitched a perfect rock at their Hemophiliac, who of course regenerated. But Ransom didn't take and Conspiracy was soon wrecked. Soon enough, it was all the squad could do to stop a third.

Still, this enforcement attempt, we've done it some damage. It's cost us, players and cash alike will struggle in the short term, but the fear that others will feel in the face of our righteous might, well, they may notice it.

But minimum winnings? It's like it's random, praise Nuffle. More Extortion needed in future.”