“What a horrible match for the Hobos. Most of the team spent 2/3rds of the match on their backs, and despite the humans normally flimsy armor, the Hobos were completely incapable of doing any damage what so ever.

Hemingway, normally the teams deadliest weapon, had 3 attempted fouls, ranging from laughable to downright pathetic. His showing was so pathetic, that spitting would have done more damage than his last foul.

Later in the match, Brickhardt attempted a foul with several teammates assisting. His limp wristed slap was so pathetic that the ref banned him as an embarrassment to the sport.

In fact, the team had played so poorly, that many of them completely quit on their coach by the end, not even making any attempt to participate in the game.

Steelshawn was awarded MVP, though there was a long discussion by the refs after the final whistle to determine if the team even deserved the award. In the end, someone had to get it.”