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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-06-10 19:08:44
TV 1000k Chaos Dwarf
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Winnings 70k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Norse TV 1000k
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80k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
1/1/1 Casualties
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#14 Eddie Richardson – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#12 Freddie Foreman – Dead (RIP)
<b>Worlds Greatest Dice Roller!!</b>

Renegade tears the ragged clothes from his (heavily muscled) body and bows deeply to the greatest living dice roller in the world - Ever.

Rejoice! the christ has arisen in the body of Chris Winterburn.
If England play like you roll in the real European Cup i'll get the drinks in!

Shortly after Renegade inserts his dice into the darkest, dampest smelliest part of his anatomy and sulks like a paedophile with no computer.

Full credit to the - Bows Deeply - coach that made me cry like a ho with no duracell. He played well, he rolled well and he won well. I on the otherhand did otherwie. I'm not gonna whinge about dice rape like certain other Bloodbowl Masters like myself. Why moan about an unranked game in an unranked tournament in a European competio... oh dam.

If only my bull centaurs weren't quadroplegic, my troll stoned and my hobgoblins about as hobbly as a hobbly athlete with a broken pelvis.

Remind me never to name my teams after Britains hardest gangsters. I'll be careful not to insult those still alive but Guys you couldnt fight your way out of a paper bag.

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and Glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!

Theres only one Chris Winterburn!
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<-----Well what can I say to a report like that :)
A game won more on opponents bad luck than my own skill, but hey sometimes thats the way it gos. Even though his double skulls where flowin, Renegade kept a happy demeanor and I would be happy to play him again anytime. Thx for possibly one of my best BB games of all time.
 
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