“Weeks before the match-up, as soon as the draw had been made, the Dwarf coach had received a note from coach Diddyboy. It read as follows: "I sure do hope you have been sending your ugly little brutes on hard training before the warpstone. I see that you will bee facing some seriously steroid pumpedupp orcs before i get to kick your lads down:P"

Hmm...the Dwarf team was not entirely sure they could beat the Orcs. Not by a long shot. But the Dwarfs did lay out the Orcs and when the banter started against the humans, COach Diddyboy started talking about how his team was beaten up but he would still give me a lot of trouble...hmm.

So the Dwarves ran out onto the pitch without really thinking things through....before the coach could really wrap his head around things his team ran out, ready to kill and murder... Rather than jump in, he let their energy take them out there. You see, he was coaching some other teams and thought his star runner was master at kick off returning. Well, he got his lads confused! :-)

As the kick was flying through the air and all the Dwarves were taking in the sights and sounds of the stadium the humans were all running down the field towards the ball. The coach was screaming but no one could hear him over the roaring crowd! The Humans went all IN loading the bottom of the pitch and heading towards the ball....

When the Dwarves finally got their head in the game they realized they had been overrun. They sent their star Strong-man, Elusive, to grab the ball. This was unfamiliar territory for him but he was up for the task. A brief fumbble of the ball but grasped it like it was a mug of bugmans. Considering the poor setup from the go and a terrific kick, the Dwarfs were ok; ball secured and decent positioning considering.

The humans first official turn is where it all started to go wrong. They made some dodges ad suddenly surrounded Elusive. He was seen laughing as they started tugging at his jersey but all of the sudden a speedy blitzer from nowhere socked him right in the nose. Down he went, grabbing his nose and dropping the ball. Luckily the human catcher who was coming to grab the rock also fell down. But things were looking grim for the Dwarves with all their longbeards in the middle of the pitch and the runner and blitzers surrounded by a hoard of Humans.

The Dwarves second turn started with some guys running into position. And then they started knocking the humans down. After a few guys hit their butts a human screamed out in agony and was seen being helped off the field. THat's when the Dwarves star Runner ran over grabbed the ball and started his push up the field. Seeing as the humans only needed to make a few dodges to get into position and send the Dwarf runner crowd surfing he ran as far as his little legs could carry him.

The next turn saw a legend catcher weaving his way through the dwarf lines to kick the star runner in the groin force him to buckle over into the fetal position. He dropped the ball into the stands and a human fan through the ball as far as he could to the other side of the pitch. Disaster for the bearded Dwarfs. Stunned, the Dwarfs stopped paying attention as they felt their stars pain and Humans dodged away towards the ball. The humans had a pretty good screen setup and the catcher who had grabbed the ball was well out of reach.

With the Dwarf leader down, a few of the Dwarfs started surrounding the star catcher...and Boot Cleaner who started his life out polishing shoes ran at him in a frenzy...this catcher was much stronger than he anticipated but with a second effort he threw him to the pitch. The Catchers personal medics ran out just to do the proverbial check on him(it turns out he was ok as he was seen moments later sitting on the bench).


The humans started taunting the Dwarfs since the ball was out of their reach. And moved a few guys to let the clock bleed out.

The Dwarfs befuddled without much direction at this point started throwing needless "whiffs" at the humans and messing around with an Ogre that almost knocked one of the teams brutes to the floor. With a clear opening ELusive ran at the catcher with the ball but a Human fan threw a beer bottle and hit him right between the eyes...this time, stunned with blood pouring down his face.

The humans were really laughing now and the fans were getting rowdy! Feeling the energy a rookie blitzer for the humans ran down and sent a Longbeard to the dwarf medic. The crowd was roaring now!!!

Feeling the game getting out of their reach all the Dwarfs ran down towards the ball and they finally started to get some pressure. Feeling like he could get to the ball the Star Dwarf runner tried to dodge through a few humans and in the process fractured his harm and was dragged off the pitch....

The stadium was absolutely rocking at this point and the human team feeling the energy decided scoring was their best option so they could hopefully go up 2-0 entering the half.

With only a few turns to go in the half, the star runner done for the day and a discombobulated group of Dwarfs who were suddenly feeling the pain of being outmatched received the kick. Another great kick by the human kicker made the game seem out of their hands at this point. But the sun finally dropped behind the stadium. Now they truly saw the frenzied crowd and their belief in the day really began to fade..... They ran headlong at the humans trying their mettle against these average beings. A few hits but nothing. For some reason the slayers were seen streaking down the field but one of them was struck again in the face by a beer bottle and down he went.

The humans still feeling the energy of the stadium started their positioning and their legendary catcher ran down towards the ball!

The new Dwarf Blitzer who had been acquired before this match saw a Troll Slayer down field and though he could easily throw the rock to him for a score...well, he forgot he had to pick up te ball first and clumsily who kicked it into the crowd who again threw it across the pitch.

This time the Humans could not capitalize but their confidence swelled as they headed to the locker room at the half leading this band of motley dwarves.


Leaderless, the band of Dwarves were in the locker room depressed and defeated. In walked their Star Runner with his arm in a sling....he told them, i have a plan guys, you can still take them! He held up a rock in his hand and said, I still have my throwing arm and left the locker room. The players were a little bewildered but their hearts lifted a little as they ran back out onto the pitch.

The crowd had obviously been celebrating voctory a little early and were clearly enebriated. As both teams lined up and the dwarves kicked the ball to the other end of the pitch, they looked up into the stands and saw their star runner taking aim with a rock...as the ball was flying through the air and all kinds of things from the crowd, no one noticed Juicy hurling a rock towards the legendary catchers head. Down he went and his personal medics were at his side helping him to the bench.

The Dwarves had kicked the ball deep and watching the legendary catcher being toted off the pitch made them a little energetic! The humans started throwing some fists at the Dwarfs but mainly missed. Suddenly the Pitch seemed a lot smaller to the humans.

The Dwarfs rand headlong at the humans and started chest-bumping them as the crowd noise started to dwindle. The ogre was confused and the humans saw a chance to score. Knowing that Elusive and a slayer were bearing down on them...they decided to heave the ball for the score. Whether it was fate or grease on the ball, the ball was fumbbled and bounced to the turf.

The Dwarfs with a renewed confidence grabbed the ball and all huddled together! But the humans were not done yet. They swarmed the rookie Dwarf Blitzer and knocked the ball from his hands with it landing next to their Ogre.

As their blitzer started to move in he was tripped up and stunned from a beer bottle on the pitch. The dwarfs started pushing the humans around, still not really connecting with any of their punches. Elusive ran in to grab the ball and it bounced away but somehow bounced back into his hands! This time he swore to himself he would not let go!!

The humans Ogre made a valiant effort to knock Elusive down but they just growled at one another in an armlock still standing. The Dwarves seeing this knocked down most of the humans around Elusive and even sent a catcher to the bench. Still though, the Dwarves were not really connecting on their punches although they had the ball and would likely go to Overtime! The crowd was virtually silent at this point in the match, just waiting for something to happen.

Most of the humans stood back up and looked at the Dwarves whose nostrils flared and anger burned in their eyes. One of the star human blitzers took off running towards elusive stopping a few yards from him and taunting him about his lack of ball handling skills.

Ball in hand, Elusive blitzed the blitzer...as Elusive bore down on him he suddenly realized his size and was knocked out as that empty fist smashed him in the temple. The lone ball hawk for the humans was gone for the drive! Seeing this one of the longbeards delivered a blow that would send the last catcher standing to the hospital. for further treatment. This was immediately followed by a blitzer being knocked out of the game and possibly the next one too.

As the clock wound down Elusive crossed the goal line for the equalizer. The crowd was dead silent except for a few Dwarf fans that were going wild and shouting Elusive's name!

The coin was flipped and apparently the Legendary catcher was no longer in the stadium..loaded into his limo and having his personal masseuse's tending to his bruises and soreness. The Dwarfs were receiving and the humans were ready to rally for the win. Both TD's were scored on defense in this game so it was not out of the question. But as the teams lined up the humans realized they were a few men short of a crew.

As the ball flew through the air a bunch of rowdy girls ran out onto the pitch causing a ruckus and as they were trying to rip off one of the catchers jersey stunned him. As security removed these rowdy girls play commenced. As the Dwarves started blocking it was clear they were not going to be denied as they knocked everyone flat on their asses and even sent one home. The rookie blitzer grabbed the ball and with Elusive at his side started his march towards his first TD!

The Super Star blitzer that had made such an impact earlier in the game tried to get away from the Dwarfs surrounding him and as they tripped him up he fell on a broken beer bottle that ended his life early. As his brains oozed out of his eye socket the crowd started leaving the stadium.

There was some pushing and shoving with the few humans and the Ogre left on the pitch but the fat lady was warming up and would soon be bellowing at the top of her lungs.

The Dwarfs are marching back to their stronghold awaiting their next match. They will be eagerly watching the famous Purple Delvers. Most of these young Dwarfs grew up idolizing the Delvers for their grand success and fabled coaching.....


Thanks for the match Diddyboy, it was entertaining and you really scared us! :-)





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