“NWFL Superior Bowl
Elfball for the ages!!

Mackville comes in riding the wave of success by their MVP, Moot-Dawg, to face the undefeated and dominant Caudillos. The Pro Bowlers lose the toss, but the Argentinians choose to kick.

Moot-Dawg steps back to survey the field for a solid five turns while the rest of the team follows the lead of the Dirty Tag Team of Ack and Ballinger. Moot-Dawg sends a patented 13 yard pass to V$'s protected hands after Mackville's fouls gain the player advantage. They even risk the T8 foul before walking in for the score.

But the fans wanted MORE MOOT-DAWG!!! They riot before the end of the half and the Caudillo's push forward for what looks like an easy score. Alas - a bold and affronting blitz by the Big Bitch sends Martín Miguel de Güemes III and the ball into the stands. The crowd nearly rips his legs in two different directions and the Caudillo Apothecary gives the option of a slow death on the sideline... but the damage is done as Argentina fails to tie up the game.

Second half starts with the Caudillos trying to remove as many Pro Bowlers from the pitch as possible. But another bold and risky play by team Captain, Bo, frees the ball. Bo recovers the strip, but falls down. But not before he can lateral to V$. The Legend-In-His-Own-Mind is then blitzed, but dumps the ball backwards into the unsuspecting arms of team tramp, Ian Gold-"Ban"-Hammer. From there the Pro Bowlers play hot potato... back to V$... back to Bo. They score on turn 5 to take a commanding 2-0 lead.

Nuffle then opens up his full shit-biscuit-eating mouth to vomit on the Caudillos. BLITZ by Mackville, with Bo recovering. The ball is stripped and the crowd tries to get it to the Caudillos. But Nuffle sends them to the turf and Moot-Dawg, again, shows why he is the MVP of the league by recovering and sending an Ultra-Safe-Throw over the head of an AG5 lino and a Steely Nerved catcher, into the arms of team Captain, Bo, for his 2nd score. 3-0.

Deflated and looking forward to the rematch, the Argentinians take out their frustration on the Swiss Miss with a designed Draw-And-Quarter. Seeing that coming, Team Captain Bo takes off towards the ball to avenge her death with a hat-trick. 4-0.

Wicked dice for you, Eman. Excellent season shat on by Nuffle at the end. Keep the team, as there are only so many folks with stones enough to play the Pro Elf game and succeed with it.”