“It has been several years since the Bloodstained Heroes last took to the pitch. Today, they emerged from the wastes of Nordheim seeking battle. They were challenged by a team of small yet tenacious greenskins who took the fight to the Norsemen from the first turn.

This was a match mired in blood and dirt, fought with fists, boots, teeth, claws and chainsaws. By the end of the match a mere six heroes were fit to take the blood stained, bomb cratered field. In the dying moments, Conan - team captain and destroyer - tore the head clean off one of the mighty trolls who stood opposite him. It was a moment of awe inspiring carnage, but was soon forgotten as the evil beast simply grew a new head in its place.

None of the heroes entered Valhalla this day but the feast halls will echo to songs we shall sing to remind us of a violent match against worthy foes.

We salute coach Kaosubaloo and his defiant greenskins!”