“Coming into this match we knew it was going to be a loss. So, we decided to keep an open mind about the entire experience. Why didn't we take a wizard? Because wizards are garbage, especially against AG4 teams. Though, after 6 turns the only thing Helmut had done properly was injure the ST4 blitzer, only for the apoth to successfully heal him. When you cannot remove elves from the pitch, you're going to lose. PurpleChest's block die kept coming up POWs, adding to the frustrations brought on by poor mobility and continually rolling Both Down. There was a moment in the second half, during a brawl for the ball, where we almost got our hands on the ball, but the elves kept marking players and knocking those who might actually pick the ball up, away and/or out.

I suppose getting to the semi-finals of a Royal Rookie Rumble, having never coached a lizardman team before, is an accomplishment of sorts. We have also eliminated three different races from our grid. Plus, PurpleChest has to face dwarves in the final. When it comes to playing against dwarves, I'd rather not play at all. I'll go clean the kitchen instead. Thank you for the match, well played, and best of luck.”