“An initial blitz by the Eyliners (guyliner eyeliner?) saw Fear No Endzone Roll No Ones straight on the defensive. Obviously shocked by the sudden and aggressive start several key players for Fear No Endzone Roll No Ones failed to perform and the Eyeliners were able to punish them with multiple scoring attempts!

The 2nd half started similarly to the first, with Fear No Endzone Roll No Ones players obviously rattled by the 2 touchdowns scored against them. After a third, the Eyeliners attempted another blitz, but it was far less effective than the first, and things seemed to be turning in favour of Fear No Endzone Roll No Ones until a key catch was fumbled. This resulted in an on field melee with Fear No Endzone Roll No Ones finally breaking through to score a consolation touchdown.”