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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2016-06-13 00:10:21
TV 2450k Dark Elf
2
Winnings 30k (-50000)
27000 (1 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
Inducements:
Chaos Dwarf TV 2000k+450k
0
10k (-20000) Winnings
Spectators 20000
Fanfactor -1
5/0/1 Casualties
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bribe, Star player Rashnak Backstabber
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
1
-
#3
1
-
-
-
1
8
15
-
8
12
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
5
2
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
5
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
6
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
6
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#11
1
-
-
-
-
3
15
-
8
1
1
#13
-
1
-
-
-
1
11
6
2
-
2
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
2
1
-
-
1
12
124
6
18
42
5

#7 Angie – Dead (RIP)
#10 Trog – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
We came up against some hard hitting CD in this, our first game in the GLT main event.

CD won the toss, and chose to kick, something I'm always grateful for. My plan is always to be 2-0 up by first half ;)

We started with a Blitz! The ball was coming down near the middle, away from my main thrust, so St5 bull and a blodge hobbo got in there, and the damn hobbo caught the ball. Having a LoS full of guard dwarves to deal with I was suddenly in a lot of trouble. Mr Klipp got over there and knocked the ball loose, and Cloggy took it behind a screen of players. Grumbledook ran alone towards the end zone.

BAM! Fireball goes off, five players to hit, but only bringing one down. Trog goes down, as the first player lost in the GLT for us. The CD still manage to open a blitz on the ball, and the dump-off is not caught. The dwarves pile on, and I'm several players down.

The ball is still loose, and no one moved to mark Grumbledook. A dodge, a few blocks and the ball is open for Cloggy to take and pass ahead. Success! I even move far away enough that no one can get at the ball at all. The CD take the opportunity to lay the hurt down, with more fouling and bashing. But as they don't move towards the ball, I sit on the end zone for a turn. Once they move that way I score, turn 4.

I field a full team, and it's a team that's hard to get past. The CD bash and run, run and bash. I foul back and get a dwarf out of commision. The numbers stay strong, and I manage to break up the cage that tries to move forward near the end. Last turn I hit the ball for 9 dice put it stays in hobbo hands. I mark it with Diving tackle and several players. The star bull blitzes and runs to the end zone. The hobbo makes a desperate passpast intercepting elves. It's a 6! But the bull drops the pass and the half ends 1-0.

I field 11 players for second half, with both St4 blitzers still up, both guard linos going. We have an interesting fight for position and numbers, and I manage to finally get those hobbos go flying out. The ball comes loose and bounces into the hands of Mr Klipp, and he stays up after several blocks. Dodge and that's the end of it. 2-0 victory!

Angie died late in the game, we had all the team there to revenge foul, but got nothing. We will remember! Awesome, forward!



Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
5
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#3
-
-
1
-
1
7
16
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
6
-
#5
-
-
3
-
-
6
16
-
-
8
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
12
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
7
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
6
7
-
#10
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
-
17
2
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
3
2
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
2
-
#90
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-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
3
5
TOTALS
-
1
5
-
1
16
167
-
23
61
8
Grotty Little Tournament XII first round

Third major dicing of the day in a tournament game. At least we outbashed them, but only 1 dead and 1 -ST that was caused by the wizard. 61 blocks, 8 fouls and nothing to show for it. Even the wizard could only hit 1 out of 5 targets, and every shot we had on their ballcarrier was a push while all of there hits on our ballcarrier were double POWs. This might just be the worst FUMBBL day I've had in a long time, certainly this year. Time for a break from tournaments. Bad dice happen, but three in a row is simply too much for coincidence.

I hope all your Dark Elves die in a fire. Whether they win anything is up to you, but I definitely hope they die horribly.
 
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