“As the fans poured in to see what would happen this game, it appeared that Nuffle bored of watching Happenstance and Circumstance players die and get maimed (7 dead and 3 permanent SI's Not counting apo's in the last 11 games), it appears he decided to visit the same on the opposing coach instead, gifting the humans with an early blitz, a badly hurt snotling in turn 1 was followed by a serious injury to another in turn 3, compounding the Mourn Mountain Globetrotters injury woes the giant ogre Lebron the Tryant slipped going an extra square and after several heart stopping moments where it was feared he'd passed on it was pronouced he'd only suffered a broken jaw.

Scoring the first TD on the back of the blitz and this injury laden start Happenstance and Circumstance setup to kick again and after giving a touchback, the even bigger ogre Kobe the Firebelly was in possession.

Happenstance and Circumstance were barely able to clog his drive up the pitch and right at the end he proved that not only was he strong bulldozing out of TZ's he was actually pretty gifted with his hands and launched a pinpoint pass to Wilt Chamberpot, but Wilt was knocked off his feet by the ball...

The 2nd half was much of the same the ogres unable to block effectively and after Kobe took himself to the floor in a block, Billy Hardbone really put the boot in and Kobe was removed from the pitch on a stretcher (turn of the 2nd half), the ogre coach must have been cursing Nuffle.

Only an interception by Charles Barely the 2nd, prevented an early score Happenstance and Circumstance. Still after the restart the Ogres and Snotlings gave it their all to score and may have done so if the Plucky Charles Barely the II hadn't KO'd himself sprinting to a passing position.”