#5 Ibrahim – Broken Ribs (MNG) #8 Sly – Dead (RIP)
“Sly hobbled on to the pitch. The other Antelopes muttered about how he should really have retired after his second broken leg, but Wozzaa had plans for him yet.
"Stand in the way of that Tomb Guardian".
Sly sighed. He wanted to be like the catchers, blitzers and throwers getting all the glory, but here he was 'getting in the way'. He looked at the huge Tomb Guardian on the line of scrimmage and sucked in a breath. He would show Wozzaa he deserved more than this, even if he was half as slow as everyone else. Even if he was carrying a bit of weight from his last injury. This would be the game. His game.
He shuffled on to the pitch.
SPLAT! Bits of Sly sprayed over the near-by elves.
"New plan." Wozzaa screamed from the touchline. "RUN!".
“The sidestepping Blitzer of the Atelopes was just too much for the Temple to handle, and the elves easily went up 3-0. The undead went mindlessly about their business, stomping on elves at every turn, until there were only five left on the pitch, but it was to no avail, and when the final whistle blew they were still down 3-1. Well met, sir.”
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"Stand in the way of that Tomb Guardian".
Sly sighed. He wanted to be like the catchers, blitzers and throwers getting all the glory, but here he was 'getting in the way'. He looked at the huge Tomb Guardian on the line of scrimmage and sucked in a breath. He would show Wozzaa he deserved more than this, even if he was half as slow as everyone else. Even if he was carrying a bit of weight from his last injury. This would be the game. His game.
He shuffled on to the pitch.
SPLAT! Bits of Sly sprayed over the near-by elves.
"New plan." Wozzaa screamed from the touchline. "RUN!".
Cheers for the game Gozer.”