“In which the Children prove that, no, it's still a bad idea to boast about sleeping with Nuffle's sister right before a game.

The Sneaky Tunnelers managed to pull quickly pull ahead in what should have been an uphill game when Nono found himself in a mod of all too stop-happy feet. Things went from bad to worse when Gainer narrowly avoided death at the hands of one of the Tunneler's rats and they sneakily managed to take the ball after a failed transfer from Spike to Volfogg.

The game quickly devolved into a bash-fest from there, the Children never quite able to hold back the Underworlders and, though not for lack of trying, never quite managing to make a blow stick.

Lose assured but not content to go down without the right amount of showmanship, the Children used the last minutes of the game to complete an epic trick pass. Sari threw the ball from the touchdown line, into the stands, bounced it back into the field and straight into the waiting claws of Kamille Bidan.”