“XFL XI High Elf - Round 4 (final)

Somebody stepped on J.P.Hewitts glass case to ruin his perfect hand, so he was not with us today, but Katinka returned boasting a sexy latex outfit and mean looking lipstick. This enabled the gang to bring a bribe and a DJ, after Mugatu kidnapped the opposing thrower and brainwashed him over night.

Highandmighty didn't like the look of Mugatu - who kept shaking his shiney boots at them and holding up a sack of cash, not to mention he was wearing the latest and hottest fashion line - and seemed content to hang back at the half way line and notably Highlander refused to pile on any blocks. Derek rushed in with Magnum and the dangerous blitzer was blown away, knocked out for the game.

The clock started to run down and Highandmighty made a run forward. Mugatu turned to the DJ and winked, and on came the music that we'd been waiting for, the thrower dropping the ball and popping some mega dance moves whilst the game went on around him. O!M!F! didn't score, although we probably should have, but it sent us into the 2nd half level and receiving.

Our drive was nip and tuck but our style, perfected on the cat walk, was just too slick for Highandmighty but they were left with 5 turns to equalize. Mugatu crunched a super star catcher out of the game but had to hand his bribe over for it.

Our defense went a bit better and the ball was in play after Hansel - so hot right now, Hansel - side stepped in front of the thrower and dazzled him to the floor. The ball briefly swapped hands but Highandmighty got it back and a blitzer made a run for it. However, he just didn't have what it takes to beat a physical specimen like a male model like Rufus in a foot race, so we pulled down his pants and Meekus took the ball back. He was later pushed over whilst posing to the crowd but it proved too little too late.

XFL High Elf Champions!”