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Another mysteriously lost documentation of match play for the B&C! Snow must've broken the recording, stupid wizards don't like the cold.

Take it as noted, Leroy mooned us and the team fell about laughing at our opening, before a Wizard dropped fire on those who were left in the cluster, taking out Anarchy after his quick wander. Secrecy was used in a cagey fashion, big Max taking Corruption charges like a pro, but not so hot with his saw. A rush up the side, Conspiracy failing to hold up the Gasteroid as Max cleared our Secrecy away and left Kickbacks entangled with the ball. A few turns and pickups later, rough scatters, Extortion ruining Irradiator, the crowd put the ball open, only for Gasteroid to cover it once more.

Thieving launched from deep cover, blitzed him aside! Easy as you like, but Kickbacks was stunned as the ref sent off Max for a cruel foul, rejecting copious bribes. Conspiracy left to try, couldn't dodge the last with a lot of work ahead yet, but good show, tie at the half, close game, and Intimidation at the ready.

Four goblins were too shaken to take the field, we set with ten, they snapped quick but too quick and Hammertragic went down before Corruption, the ball close! Conspiracy gave us a hole, and Kickbacks' sure feet got us their ball. Dirty Pool sent off for seeing Hammertragic away. Easy blitz on Kickbacks was sidestepped! From there the goblins eased up the pitch, Hush Money slowing their cover, we counted out the clock near the line. A late dodge to score left the nurgs with a fine margin to score in the snow. A rush was tried out of tricky cover, all the gobs awake now, but Fangnail slipped in the snow, and the referee called time.

A win for the B&C, ruinous too. The full squad ready to attend our next match, Amazons, a festival of Guard, but no armour to speak of!

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