“That is not derp which can eternal die,
And with strange pile-ons even derp may dice.

I thought this would be an easy win for the Heretics, but they were too Lammer to stop the rising of R'lyeh. Ok nothing actually rose, we just didn't sink further beneath the waves. But it felt like a win. And we got a free Rotter, too!

Thanks for the donation, good sir. See you again soon.

Epilogue - I spoke to soon about rising and sinking. Our FF sunk, and one of the journeyman made off with the MVP. It wasn't the dead one, but it might as well have been. Being a Warrior short, I can't afford to waste 40k on a 5 SPP Rotter that would go on the LOS anyway. Bah.

Derp, I can't read. Our FF went up. Like the waves that washed over the pitch late in the game, denying the Heretics a chance to score (Pitch Invasion). Their FF went down.”