“Good evening Archer fans and welcome to the post game show. My name is Rhys 'Sidearm' Gilrois and I am accompanied by one of the original Archers Neesha Aludra. So let's just jump into an analysis of the travesty of a match you just watched. It was awful! Somehow, the Archers simply did not show up to play. Considering the fact that they were playing the former E.L.F. Champion Slim Chance Brigade, the effort was inexcusable. The 3-1 score is sure to give the Brigade an advantage in this E.L.F season. Neesha, what are your thoughts?

I concur Sidearm. There is simply no way to spin this one. It was a full domination and it is something Archer fans have rarely had foisted upon them. The 3-1 scoreboard is bad enough, but having lowly city elves kill a pair of your rookies and seriously injure one of your team stars is completely unacceptable.

Neesha, how much of this debacle can be attributed to the fact that the team captain, Revwe, was not on the field today?

None Rhys. Unfortunately none at all. This should fully be attributed to the Slim Chance Brigade imposing their will and bullying the Archers all game long. The archers were sent to the casualty section of the sideline more often than goblins during a dwarf game. At least in those matches the goblins will at least bring a saw or some bombs to keep the dwarfs at bay. No. This is indefensible.

But Neesha, some fans may point to Nienna Neharma as a bright spot in the match. She registered the 100th pass completion of her career. That should amount to something.

I suppose Rhys. But Sidearm, Nienna is a great player. If she had not hit the completion mark today, it would have come at some point. Besides, 100 completions does not even put her on the top 10 active high elf thrower list. Get back to me when she puts up another 100.

I think you are just bitter about the match Nienna. 100 passes puts her in the to 15 high elf passers of all time. There is no limit to her potential.

You may be right Rhys. At least we get to see Kondor and Nienna sporting new tattoos for the next match, and Revwe will be back on the field. I also expect Revwe will order the team to a week of two-a-day practices. That alone should motivate better performance.

I think you are right Nienna. The Archers will bounce back. Well, we are out of time for this segment. Thanks to all the Archer fans for joining us today. Join us next week when the Archers take the field against Nachtogen's chaos team Cult of Shadows. It is sure to be a match to remember. Until then, so long Archer Stadium and remember not to take strange smelling sandwiches from halflings you don't know.”