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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2017-06-17 20:04:36
TV 1990k High Elf
2
Winnings 90k
17000 (2 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/0
Inducements:
Halfling TV 1250k+750k
0
30k Winnings
Spectators 6000
Fanfactor No change
2/2/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 halfling master chef, 1 bribe, Star player Puggy Baconbreath, Star player Deeproot Strongbranch, Mercenary Merc Halfling Hopeful 1, Card Distract
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
1
-
-
-
-
3
4
-
7
1
-
#2
-
2
-
-
-
2
3
7
6
1
-
#3
1
-
-
-
-
3
10
-1
-
2
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
1
-
-
-
-
#5
-
-
-
-
1
5
8
-
-
-
1
#6
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
-2
-1
4
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
2
-
#11
-
-
1
-
-
2
7
-
-
4
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
6
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
2
3
2
-
1
18
78
4
12
21
1

#3 Adresin Wyngella – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#18 Sylvester Vileeagle – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
Three days after the encounter with the ogres, Kondor scheduled a match against the Halfling team from a town a day’s journey South of Avelon.

To the shock of everyone on the high elf team, one of the “Flings” that came to play did not fit the mold. It was obvious to everyone except the referee that a human had infiltrated the team. As the ogre referee inspected the teams the poorly disguised human squatted to avoid attention and the ogre only glanced at him before shaking his head and walking away.

Kondor recognized the imposter immediately and chuckled. The gold front tooth and red leather cleats with a matching red choker gave the horrible disguise away immediately. Somehow, Coach C98 managed to register himself as a player on the Halfling team. Coach Kondor was certain that it would not be long before the entire team identified the fraudulent fling and took their frustrations out on the rival coach.

Fortunately for C98, the Archers had more to worry about than identifying the human on the field. Esmeralda’s Apron had hired Deeproot in addition to their normal pair of formidable trees. The elves maneuvered around the field avoiding the trees and hitting a fling wherever the chance presented itself, while the human hid in the shade of the wooden guardians.

It was not until he ended up with the ball that he drew any attention. The tree thought he saw a fling with the ball and tried to pick him up and toss him downfield only to drop the unexpected weight back on the ground near his own roots.

Adresin thought she finally found a favorable angle to jar the ball loose and blitzed the player she had momentarily confused for a Halfling. Unfortunately for her, C98 was no pushover as he had chiseled himself into a stone wall through untold hours in the gym. Adresin hit her target but the target did not move except to lower its shoulder and deliver its own punishing blow knocking her to the ground and knocking her senseless.

Unfortunately for C98, Deeproot decided to step in. He had never met a fling he could not toss so he grabbed C98 by the jersey lifting him a few inches of the ground into a face down prone position. Then with a grunt and a swing, with an underhand motion he tossed the ball carrying human as far down field as he could.

The elves had never seen a flying human, and C98 had never intended to fly. He did not fly far, and he was thoroughly unprepared to stick the landing. To his credit he did at least try to land on his feet. As he hit the ground his ankle twisted and the ball popped loose. Grabbing his ankle all he could do was watch as Kydeth picked up the ball and passed it to Revwe for the score that insured the win.

When the final whistle blew Kondor crossed the pitch and spoke to Coach Big F. The chunky Halfling smiled with a huge toothy grin. A few moments of conversation revealed that C98 had lost a bet to the Halfling Coach and had been required to play a string of games for Esmeralda’s Apron. This game marked the only time he had even touched the ball. Ironically, in this match he would be credited with scoring a casualty without even officially throwing a block and added to Esmeralda’s weekly newsletter for cracking Adresin’s skull.

Returning to the locker-room, Kondor shook his head. Even in a game against flings, the Archers could not escape C98.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
13
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
1
-
-
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
2
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
3
-
1
#7
-
-
-
-
1
5
17
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
2
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
3
-
-
#15
-
-
1
-
-
2
11
-
6
-
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
8
-
#91
-
-
2
-
-
4
17
-
-
6
-
#92
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
-
-
4
-
1
13
143
-
12
37
7

#12 Lucky Pete – Fractured Skull (-AV)
 
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