“What a turd of a match! Evidently half-Elf is too much Elf!

The game started off in acceptable fashion. The Kicking Mules received, and with a lucky little shove from a Snotling were pushed into the endzone to score in T2.

The wagons came on for the second drive, but the Mules rolled a blitz and were able to catch their own kick and out-manoeuvre the Daredevils. An abominable set of blitz rolls from The Fast But Bashy Wun saw the Mules in prime position to walk the ball into the end zone unmolested, giving the ref time to get his little black book out and give the wagons a thorough writing-up.

0-2

A bribe slipped his way kept one of the wagons on, and the Daredevils set up once more. Several Snotlings had dropped in the carnage, so there was no hope of saving the wagon back for the second drive. A touchback gave the Daredevils some hope, but with numbers, agility and strength now on the Mules' side, there was no holding the ball.

The rest of the match went pretty much the same way, with the Mules having enough leeway to be able to re-roll 3d blitzes against Snotlings to steadily remove them from the pitch. The end score was 0-5 in favour of the Mules, who played well and took full advantage of a great position.

The one positive outcome for the Daredevils is that in coming up with ever-more creative ways to convince the ref to keep wagons on the pitch, Poshgit devised some compelling legal arguments which will serve the Daredevils well in their future matches.

Oh, and we somehow avoided getting any permanent injuries again. :D”