“Heavy rain and the Amazons' long fingernails made picking up the ball problematic in the first half, and the Milkshakes dropped the ball four times in a row, before finally getting their grubby mitts on it. They didn't hold onto it for long, and the Dark Elves stole the pigskin and sprinted into the end zone for the easy touchdown to take the lead. Drunk and rowdy from consuming one too many alcoholic milkshakes, the Amazons' fans invaded the pitch at the start of the second half, knocking down a good portion of Starlight Fantastic's players. After the Dark Elves coughed up the ball with a clumsy play, the Milkshakes snatched it up and battled their way down the field to tie up the game in the final seconds.

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