“With the glorious return to the hallowed halls of Fumbbl, these warriors of the people faced off against a legendary coach who could trace his lineage back as far as Moxy himself. The red rodents got on the board quickly when the former First Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union received a quick pass from comrade Ping to see the people's rats go up 1-0.

The vile denizens of the underworld were quickly rallied by their hero coach to tie the game up by the end of the first half. The second half saw the crusaders of the working class kick-off to those who prefer to live beneath us in the gutters. It was here however that the true hand of justice came to the aid of the red and right. A quick blitz saw the people's rodents retrieve the ball and scurry in for a second touchdown. This brought the game to a 2-1 lead for our fearless vermin.

Afterwards, the cruel hand of fate plagued the great coach Prez. The rodents of red righteousness tripped and stumbled the more numerous Sewer scum, preventing them from achieving the equalizing touchdown. Two of our stalwart warriors faced injury as a result of this relentless barrage from a Fumbbl founder. This saw our people's team to victory.

The great Chinese leader Mao Zedong said it best "Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible." Today's victory proved that for our red army. Well played Prez, you are as good as your reputation and even a better sport. I thank you for this game and look forward to a rematch someday. ”