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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-01-20 03:56:53
TV 1620k+270k Were
1
30k
16000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Hack Enslash, Card Fawndough's Headband
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
-
-
1
10
107
9
15
21
-
#9 Mr Licksy – Dead (RIP)
#12 Tweedledee – Dead (RIP)
#15 Puss-in-boots – Smashed Hand (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
1
14
159
-1
25
37
1
“Mr. Licksy, Raining Cats and Dogs' Player of the Game killed by rabid fanboy on turn 12.
After stealing the ball and expertly launching it to Rowdeh to score in the first half, Licksy looked to have once again played well beyond his talents to seal an easy win for his team.
A moment later, a diehard fan was seen leaving the sideline's with the cat's head tucked under his jersey. Many fans in attendance were stunned to see a blatant reenactment of the Flealena concert murder, when the once in a life time singing sensation Flealena was killed by a crazed fan on stage.
In other news, Star Player Tweedledee was blatantly murdered by an Assassin by the name of Kreme'd Khorne, who later signed a permanent, lifetime contract with the opposing team, after carrying out the hit in the opening moments of the second half.
After a deep kick of an illegally spiked ball put Twinkletoes to sleep, the Khorne team took the opportunity to down, surround, and then murder Tweedledee in cold blood.
If you ask me, the only travesty in this case was that the killer was not named MVP. In the end, the match ended in a 1-1 tie, leaving both teams unbeaten going into week 4.”
After stealing the ball and expertly launching it to Rowdeh to score in the first half, Licksy looked to have once again played well beyond his talents to seal an easy win for his team.
A moment later, a diehard fan was seen leaving the sideline's with the cat's head tucked under his jersey. Many fans in attendance were stunned to see a blatant reenactment of the Flealena concert murder, when the once in a life time singing sensation Flealena was killed by a crazed fan on stage.
In other news, Star Player Tweedledee was blatantly murdered by an Assassin by the name of Kreme'd Khorne, who later signed a permanent, lifetime contract with the opposing team, after carrying out the hit in the opening moments of the second half.
After a deep kick of an illegally spiked ball put Twinkletoes to sleep, the Khorne team took the opportunity to down, surround, and then murder Tweedledee in cold blood.
If you ask me, the only travesty in this case was that the killer was not named MVP. In the end, the match ended in a 1-1 tie, leaving both teams unbeaten going into week 4.”
The Cats & Dogs took the initiative, going in 1-0 up at the half and receiving at the start of the second. However, things didn't go quite to plan when Twinkletoes got KO-ed on the first turn, after clumsily fumbling the spiked ball on the pickup. Losing players fast, the Were managed to fight and dodge their way into a commanding position, when everything suddenly fell apart. Despite only needing a 3+ dodge (with reroll) to achieve a very likely surf on Khorne Tortilla II, the blitzing wolf tripped, leaving Mr. Licksy horribly exposed near the edge of the pitch. Unfortunately for him, the crowd were a little too ravenous today, and brutally tore him limb from limb, after he had been shovelled off the side of the pitch by the Khorne team.
With only a few cats left, it was an easy job for the Khorne team to walk the ball in to seal a 1-1 draw.
Was a good game, Anti. I think a draw was a pretty good result in the end, given that we were on the receiving end of such rough injury dice! Gl for the rest of the season and I look forward to playing you again :)”