“The Champions are long accustomed to taking on more expensive teams. Still we fancied our chances of bullying these agile fellas. But it was not to be!

So after a few blocks then our supposed superstar Santo managed to fumble the ball. Using team training efforts to recover it. Then Ultimatos blitzed forward and double skulled! Leaving Santo exposed. The gleeful Humans promptly blitzed the skink down. A saurus caught the ball. Then they kicked at Ultimatos..and killed him! Our only mighty blow Saurus and one of the few remaining originals is taken out. The apo of course failed. A truelly incredible start. The carrying Saurus then snaked and fell down in his one gfi attempt. A human TD followed. Their shadowing, stand firm blodger was a thorn for us. Our foul attempts also were meagre efforts.

The 2nd half didn't go much better. A real hapless performance. Rio Grander was injured and our sneaky skink was retired. Then last hit another skink was killed! Stunning.

A disgraceful performance by the Lizards. The coach is disgusted. The Humans go off proud of their efforts.”