“Since the Warpheadz went out in shocking fashion in the Warpstone Open for the 3rd year in a row after again coming close in the Fumbbl Cup things finally came to a head.

It had been a bad week with poor tactics and just bad luck. Mid way through the first half star player Gritshicker failed yet again to get the ball.

"It your only F-ing job you Tw@t" shouted the coach from the side line. As Gritshicker turned to shout back he slipped on some blood and fell awkwardly on his neck.

As the team doctor went to rush on the coach stopped him. "Not this time mate, I've had enough" barked the coach as he walked on to the pitch and put the final boot in to snap his neck.

Sylus the most perfect scoring machine the Team had even seen was not best pleased with seeing a fellow rat from her litter treated this way and started to storm off the pitch.

Unluckily for coach she had been having secret liaisons with Freddie Five Claws. "Freddie, rip his filthy rat head off lover boy".

Before the coach could even move Freddie had used his left claw to impale the coach through the stomach as his right came sweeping past taking the head clean off.

As the head rolled around on the floor Sylus and Freddie walked off into the distance tails wrapped together. The rest of the Warpheadz walked off to the tunnel un-willing to continue and eager to eat the former coach.

After the game was halted the Warpheadz team owner gave the following interview.

"It a rats game Fumbbl and these happen from time to time. In terms of the Warpheadz history this is just a minor blip. Rest assured we will be ready for the next major" ”