“Quick recap because I have to go...

The brutal play of the wood elves continues for a second game, as does the huge amount of luck that comes with it.

SiPa spent his first drive injuring his own players whenever he failed a dodge or gfi, and although he did manage to get the first score, it took him so long and cost him so many players that it was probably not worth it - especially as the bashing continued on every following drive.

Whenever SiPa got bad dice - and it happened a lot - I was there to capitalise on the situation and run in another score, until it got to the point where the Lolelfs were clearly not going to be able to win. They did keep trying, but the dice kept hating them, and with no chance of the wood elves ever failing anything, it was always going to be a very one-sided affair.

From Sipa's point of view, I guess the best that can be said is that he suffered no permanent injuries or deaths, but I'm guessing he's somewhat dissatisfied with this game - especially as our previous game was very similar.

So sorry, SiPa. One day the luck will come your way, and then I hope you'll be in a position to bash me and out score me to your heart's content.

For now, the wood elves are reeling from these two games. Two solid wins and a whole truck load of cas inflicted. And we're down to a single loner as well!”