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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-08-05 22:29:24
TV 1530k+630k Elven Union
3
50k
16000
+1
0/1/1
Inducements: 2 bloodweiser kegs, 1 bribe, 1 wandering apothecary, Star player Eldril Sidewinder, Star player Prince Moranion
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
1
-
1
18
139
12
58
18
1
#90 Eldril Sidewinder – Smashed Hand (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
2
-
1
16
181
-1
62
53
7
#5 Erik Ensamhet – Broken Neck (-AG)
#12 Lars Lyxfällandeltagare – Dead (RIP)
It was a rudely awakened Heroic and Mighty Tranemo Terrors that faced off against former semi-final opponents on Sunday evening. Apparently, the Awesome and Very Cool Tranemo Terros had been out drinking nothing but Fanta-and-Nurglé for the entirety of the post-season time off, which meant most of them were quite sluggish.
This proved fatal in the games opening minutes as Leif Lokaltrafik found himself with virtually no support from his team mates. This, coupled with the hot weather which seemed to put a damper on the hitting but not the passing, meant the win was a walk in the park for visting Mindaugas.
Coach MartinSeptim stood for the absolute low-point of the evening however, sarcastically clapping and making rude gestures towards the Humble and Divine Tranemo Terrors' coaching staff. NAF officials have yet to comment on the situation, but clearly, somebody stepped over the line.
Rotter Lars Lyxfällandeltagare was killed on the field of battle, and while some might feel a sting of regret not savoring the time with this original member of the team, others will forever remember him as the Rotter who punted a kick out into the crowd as the last thing he ever did with his life. His excessive spendings on body odour enhancers now a mere memeory means the team's locker room will likely smell even more of the Blessing of The Great Unclean One (decay be upon him).
This reporter also fears that next week's opponent will have to bear the brunt of the Terrors' frustrations from this game.
N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist
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