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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-08-12 22:19:50
Dark Elf TV 1920k+50k
0
30k
11000
No change
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
2
-
1
16
165
-6
45
33
2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
-
-
1
7
124
8
18
15
2
#7 Martin Crossa – Broken Jaw (MNG)
An already angered Tranemo Terrors took to the pitch on Sunday evening. Following last week's loss against Mindaugas, the Brave and Noble Terrors were eager to exact revenge on elf-kin, dark or other. IFK Elfeborg would have to make do.
Not even the blockeist and dodgiest of elfs could escape pain this time around (though rumour has it the dark elfs variant like pain): in the opening seconds of the game both Martin Crossa and Super Mario Frylén were pummeled by rocks thrown in by the crowd, in an effort to at least make this game more bloody than the last one.
As we all know, the odour at Tranehof is an acquired taste, which the elfs were made well aware in their first drive, follwing a 1-0 goal from star Leif Lokaltrafik. Forced to try and pass and catch with one hand clutching their noses, the elfs were unable to equalize and the teams went to half time 1-0 up for the good guys.
The second half were more or less a repeat of the first. Coach Smidigt tried to implement a clothespin accessory to his team's uniform in order to make them less nauseous on the pitch, but Bebben declared it "Ugh, SOOO conformist!" and refused to wear it, thus ruining his own passing game.
The second touchdown was scored by Ulf Utflyttning after he proved unable to roll above a 9 on the injury rolls, and the touchdown finally elevated him to stardom.
The game, in essence, was a return to form for the reigning champions. Nurglé (rot be upon him) smiled over Tranehof on Sunday, and we hope he will continue to do so for the rest of the season.
N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist
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