“Elves had a good game against some surprisingly soft-fisted Chaos players. Not a single casualty all game long, despite the Chaos team throwing 49 vs 21 blocks.

Elves equalized with a two-turner at the end of the first half after pushing a Chaos beastman into the end zone to force the 1-0 touchdown.

Some successful classic Elf nonsense included dodging inbetween two corners of a cage, strip-balling the ball loose, then passing it to a catcher who'd dodged twice to move up along the field.

Chaos team were a curly purple chaotic hair's breadth away from reducing to 3-2 at the final turn, after a well executed blitz with a beastman who would have acted as a receiver in the end zone, but Nuffle willed otherwise and the passer fumbled the ball when he had the chance.”