“The BT crew took on a much more skilled rat team headed by a more experienced coach... and Nuffle decided it was time for the Hoyty Toyty elves to learn a lesson in humility...

The rats used their Tackle-Claw-Mighty blow killers to target all four AV7 blitzers in rapid succession, killing one, maiming another for life and fating her for early retirement... then taking out the AG5 thrower who was the only good thing left on the pitch.

Dolfar was a disappointment, fumbling the ball on no less than 3 occasions... Prince Moranian was better, but the team badly needs some punching power--mighty blow is on the wish list for this Christmas!

The elves fought on despite being severely outnumbered at every turn, winning the blocking game 56-38 but only landing feeble blows on the sharp-toothed rodents who mostly shrugged off the punches as if they were no more than fleas. Even the 5 times that the elves planted their boots in the snouts of downed rats failed to exterminate the vermin.

Game was played in good cheer, opponent was friendly. Will happily play again... but next time will bring some muscle.”