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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2019-01-23 22:49:44
TV 1970k Ogre
1
Winnings 50k
14000 Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/0/1
Wood Elf TV 1940k
5
50k Winnings
Spectators 14000
Fanfactor +1
0/1/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
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block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
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6
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1
#2
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-
-
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-
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13
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-
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1
#3
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1
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-
2
16
-
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7
-
#4
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-
-
-
-
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16
1
2
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1
#5
1
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1
-
-
5
16
-
24
11
-
#6
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-
-
-
-
-
13
-
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3
1
#7
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#9
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1
-
-
2
16
-
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8
-
#10
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-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#11
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-
-
-
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8
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-
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1
#12
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-
-
-
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11
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-
8
-
#13
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1
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1
7
16
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7
-
#14
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-
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3
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1
-
#15
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6
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2
#16
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-
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11
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1
1
TOTALS
1
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4
-
1
16
167
1
26
54
8

#7 Ben – Dead (RIP)
#14 Indy – Broken Neck (-AG)
An exhilarating game against experienced Wood Elf coach Stikki, well known for his focus on high-scoring passing games with his magnificent elves.

Elves started out by scoring twice in as many turns, first with a natural 1-turner after a Quick snap, then on a blitz after the big boys failed to pick up the ball.

The grand old man of the wood elf team, Legend treeman Thursdaynight Guitarclub, strode into combat and started knocking ogre heads, but found himself suddenly face to face with several grumpy, flabby ogres who were all sporting Guard. Woodrow, steel in his gaze, blocked the imposing wooden monstrosity...

... and failed his Bonehead roll...

The ogre coach pressed on, rerolled the bonehead and put all of his mighty blow strength into blocking the Tree that had survived more than 600 games over a career spanning over 9 years.

The blow landed true! Thursdaynight teetered, then fell in a cloud of splinters and sawdust, forcing the surrounding runts to scurry out of the way lest they be squashed under his mighty trunk. The treeman bellowed in pain, and his teammates looked on, horrified, as his breath came in ever shorter, wheezing gasps. The elven apothecary ran onto the field, a gallon-sized bottle of Elmer's glue under his arm, but it was all in vain.

Thursdaynight Guitarclub was no more. It was the end of a Legend, and all who watched knew that it would take a long time before another player surpassed him in the halls of greatness.

The elves kept fighting back, dodging this way and that, tackling and maiming snotlings left and right, and even scored a final, humiliating touchdown even when they only had four players left on the pitch. But their spirits were broken, and the snotling blood which sprayed on their faces was streaked with tears when the game ended and they carried the broken remains of Thursdaynight off the pitch to bring him to his final rest in the forest, where he belongs.
Player Performances
 
 
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turns
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#2
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2
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4
16
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8
-
#3
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-
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-
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3
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1
-
#4
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3
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3
12
38
4
-
-
#5
1
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-
-
-
3
15
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6
2
-
#6
1
1
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-
4
15
6
6
1
-
#7
2
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-
-
1
11
14
-
4
-
-
#9
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-
-
-
-
11
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4
-
#10
1
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-
-
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3
15
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-
1
-
#17
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3
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-
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-
#18
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8
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#19
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3
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TOTALS
5
4
2
-
1
28
115
44
20
17
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#3 Thursdaynight Guitarclub – Dead (RIP)
And just like that, the tree was felled. Thursdaynight is dead. More about that later, but first the game itself...

Playing against ogres can be a lot of fun. Yes, they hurt when they hit, but more often than not they fail to hit - at least on any regular basis. And the snots are ever so squishy. Sadly here I only had a single tackler, but he did have MB, and sure enough his first block killed poor little Ben.

The first turn also saw the wood elves using the quick snap to throw a nice long bomb for an easy first score.

And then DrClaes's very first block was skulls, which led to a second wood elf score in almost as many turns.

A more balanced following drive could have gone either way, but I was still on a roll as far as the luck went, and a third score came easily enough.

And then almost a fourth, except for the muffed pick-up.

In the second half things settled down a bit, with the wood elf side of the pitch looking a bit thin with no tree there in the centre, and with the ogres finally getting their blocking going properly. The snots were still suffering a fair bit, but once the Trollslayers gained a good numerical advantage they began to take their revenge with as many fouls as possible. Luckily - apart from the obvious - my armour rolls were pretty good and I have no one missing the next game.

And the Trollslayers did manage to squeeze in a score of their own, via their demon sprinter, Wyndon, who also BH the wood elf thrower on the way in!

And then to finish off, the wood elves managed a bit of elvish trickery on the final turn, scooping the ball out from two TZs and throwing a modest pass (well, it was only a catcher making the throw) for a final score.

So a lot of fun and a lot of nice chat with a great opponent. There will definitely be more like this in future.

Now, as for the other business...

Thursdaynight Guitarclub is dead. It was going to happen one day, and although it would be churlish to say I don't mind at all, I find myself strangle unmoved by his passing. It was a good hit, an instant kill and a failed apo, and if you're gonna go, there's no better way to do it.

He's up there near the top on quite a few of the Top Lists, and he holds the all-time number one spot for MVP, so I'm quite proud of him, and hopefully over the years new coaches will look at his record and say something along the lines of, "wow, he was great. I wish I could have a player that good." And then they can go and do it. Records are there to be broken, and his will be some day, and when they are, I'll go and congratulate the coach (if I'm still around).

I'll never have another treeman like him though - partly because he had seven skills and that doesn't happen any more - and partly because I don't think I've got the stamina to go through it all again. When all's said and done, he was an aberration. I'm only really concerned with the passing game and having a legend on the team who isn't a thrower meant my TR was always way higher than I would have liked, and there was always the problem of who was going to get the apothecary.

So now I'm going to take a deep breath, say goodbye, update his bio, and then try and think of a good name for the new guy who's going to have to fill those incredibly large boots he's left behind.

But wow, has my TR plummeted :-)
 
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