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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2019-05-25 12:45:04
Ogre TV 1760k+960k
1
60k
14000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/1/1
Inducements: 1 extra team training session, 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 wandering apothecary, 2 bribes, 1 halfling master chef, Star player Bomber Dribblesnot, Card Kicking Boots, Card Illegal Substitution, Card Spiked Ball, Card Distract, Card Stolen Playbook
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
4
-
1
17
147
1
14
33
5
#2 Comet – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#5 Thanos – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
156
-
27
34
3
#9 Blixt Gore-don – Dead (RIP)
#10 Slapp – Gouged Eye (MNG)
“While the ogres were busy doing snow angels in the snow, the dwarf throw a spiked ball right in the face of Thanos, totally crazy game, one 2 remember for sure. ”
"Yes, in the back there..." Coach 'Pete swampy Mack states flatly..
"ok , we, er I mean , I just as a spectator, not as a reporter, 'What the hell happened out there?"
"I don't fucking know, I just don't know. This was truly one of the weiredest games I've ever participated in. I mean if you want me to go over all the boring stuff that WAS expected by a dwarf -Ogre match up, well you all expected snotling blood all over the pitch at the end, and there was, there was, but , I just, I can't put a finger on it, But I have to say If Nuffle in any form exists, this game is a testement to that fact...
-he continues with the reporters just listening now, entranced by the coach..
I know, I know I've never Outwardly professed to be a spiritual person, nor a God fearing person but this game, was just ah.... I don't know.. again no words..
I mean you all knew I had a secret need to get rid of my second runner.. Thanos, I just never had the heart to just can him you see, and no, I wasn't praying for it to happen but, I always let my injured players die on the pitch, you know go out doing what they love, but the way he went out....
I mean Alpha, which may I make a slight aside, is the top passing dwarf of all time with the most completions and working hard to get on the top 25 of all passers from all races with completions.... I never once needed nor stated that I needed er um wanted Thanos out... but nuffle spoke and Alpha did the deed for me..
-'What do you mean coach? Alpha did the deed...
"well you saw it right for yourself?
'um no, I got here right at the end..
"ugh ok, roll the film..."
- film shows alpha lofting the nasty spiked ball at Thanos wth the wet snow falling, making the ball niegh impossible to catch by an Elf, let alone a dwarf, and wham! ball to face, spikes in eye sockets, splat... dead dwarf...-
an audible ooooooo could be heard from the reporters at that point...
"yup, yep ball to face, dead...Unfucking believable... whats funny during the match half the ogres acted like they've never even seen snow before and proceeded to have snowball fights, making snow angels, I saw one run out and back with a sled so um.. yea....
just like I said.. weird game...thank you. that will be all..
”