“Good grief what a game. I've had a pretty dire run of dice recently but this took the biscuit, possibly the harshest game I've ever played. It was actually quite promising in the first two turns, with a shallow kick and the norse fumbling the pick-up out wide. From there, unmitigated excrement. The frogs had two good chances to recover that loose ball with a sure hands catcher, in which case they would very probably have got it out safe back. Chances of success - about 49/50. Fail-fail, leaving frogs exposed and the norse promptly took out over half my team in a couple of turns. Still a half chance to get the ball if our Str4Ag4 blitzer can make a leap blitz. Snakes. More bashing against, norse casually score. In return we couldn't hurt anything - 3 knockouts only all game despite repeatedly smacking Av7 stuff with MB and tackle, and all three norse KOs were out for 1-3 turns max and all came back straight away. 2/7 KO recoveries for the frogs. Chance to pass downfield between two Ag4s and maybe get it safe for 1-1 - fail again. Chance to break through a weak point on the wing second half from kick off - Perfect Defence. Pitch-cleared midway through second half from 36 blocks all game. Krox dead. Slibli knocked out first half and never came back. Couldn't hurt a single AV7 in return. Fail, fail, fail. Then more fail, with a seasoning of fail for good measure. In a word FAIL lol. Nuffle you are a ****. It was almost amusing by the end... well what can you do, will lose whatever with dice that abysmal and opponent's so good.

Still, Joost made the most of it and you take what you get - good luck in the XFL knockout rounds, hope the Norse can go all the way! ”