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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2019-10-23 22:36:59
TV 1580k Unicorns
2
Winnings 30k
1k Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/1
Patriots TV 1680k
2
50k Winnings
Spectators 0k
Fanfactor -1
6/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
1
-
-
-
-
-
1
6
9
1
-
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#3
-
2
-
-
-
-
4
12
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
16
-
3
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
2
-
#11
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
9
-
25
-
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
9
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
10
-1
-1
1
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
 
TOTALS
1
2
-
-
2
1
15
139
8
28
19
-

#8 'Gutshot’ Pauline Noluck – Fractured Leg (MNG)
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
2
-
-
-
-
4
7
-
-
5
-
#2
-
4
-
-
-
-
8
16
-
-
9
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
2
-
#4
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
16
-
6
5
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
-
3
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
10
-
-
#10
2
-
-
-
1
1
9
16
-2
20
-
-
#11
1
-
-
-
-
-
1
16
5
4
2
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
1
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
1
-
 
TOTALS
3
6
-
-
2
1
25
175
3
40
31
4

#1 Chad Clifton – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#7 Vick Vrabel – Dead (RIP)
Pretty important game. Round10 of season8, where the 2 teams with the best record in KFC squared off fighting for no1 seed in the conference.

Although both teams brought top level talent to the pitch, Patriots played like orcs, and Unicorns played like elves. Patriots players were chasing Unicorn players all game, and those 1horns were dancing around (mostly successfully).

The game had some fight for the ball, but the most deciding factors were Unicorns making a blitz, and scoring on it almost right away, thanks to atrocious ball handling by Hoyer (double1 actually). But then later, they did not manage to complete the 1 turn score as their specialist tripped between 2 pats players.

There is a big chance these teams will meet in the playoffs, and then Unicorns wont run away that hastily, and Patriots will have some tricks how to get the ball. Anyway, on to the Universe!
 
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