“After Rosco Shelton, originally from App State, retired immediately before this match, the Bee-Bees were in disarray.

However, they found that blood would give them back their form. Slaughtering humans in the first half, there were quickly 4 Hillbillies on stretchers. So bad was the carnage, that it turns out one of those on the stretchers, Texas Ranger Bobby, was not actually injured - he was simply jumping ship! He signed a new contract to Ottawa immediately after the first touchdown!

The Hillbillies refused to go down without a fight though, nearly scoring in the first half, and pulling out an extreme 10 move dash through solid undead lines to score early in the second half. However, that gave the ball back to Julian, and with the ball clutched in his eager hands, the rest of the Bee-Bees promptly went for blood, KO'ing human after human, until only 5 Hillbillies remained on the pitch. Julian walked in the winning touchdown as the final whistle sounded, albeit with a bit of a scare after Jean-Michel went tried to block Cal Norton Jr, only to end up facedown in the dirt. Cal Norton tried to hit Julian, but Starr is just too big, and the gutsy human catcher could only push Julian toward the end zone.

Thanks for the match Waaghafalga!

P.S. Also SUPER EXCITED to have Texas Bobby Ranger on the team. TR!!!!”