“ The question the Grunts of ARMY had going into this OoC matchup was "who the hell is Joey Mendis?" A question the Orcs shouldn't have asked; for they quickly learned the answer to it by The mighty Bull Centaurs horns and hooves.
Joey was unstoppable even as the Orcs would knock him down. As in H1 T8 Joey was on the 1 yard line to score. The athletic BOB Maggot Eater dodged away from a defender, did a 1 die block knocking the Bull Centaur to the pitch and having him fumble. Pee Ant them recovered the ball to no avail for a Gallaudent defender would subsequently have Maggot Eater eating turf. Joey rose from the pitch recovered the ball and scored the matches first points ending the half.
ARMY attempted to keep the game close and competitive by winning the casualty battle and the most fouls in the game. The Grunts have the distinction of having the first foul of the NCBB 35 season. ARMY tied the score in the second half by having Just Ugly their Troll TTM Troll Food into scoring range. The following turn Full Bird, the phenom Orc thrower threw a +4 TD pass to to him. Joey Mandis took the following kickoff down the pitch trampling any Orc who tried to tackle him and scored on the last play of the game.
The question was answered, Joey Mendis is a beast of a Bull Centaur. Well played Gallaudent.
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