“Commentators: "Jim, are you seeing this too? I thought this was a Blood Bowl match. I see one team and a bunch of protesters. Are those dark elves? Dont they usually enslave and oppress the weak?" "Yes Bob, this is certainly a turn of events. Signs, masks...is that a molotov cocktail? Well, it might be a blood bowl game afterall."

Calare Looter - ELS Blitzer, MVP: "Ugh. Undead. They oppress us in life, then come back and oppress us some more in death. That's so unfair. Even the weather was against us. Snow? My Elven sinews cant perform at their best that way. This game went as predicted I suppose. The privileged won and the Elf bled."

Cavanda Protestor - ELS Linewoman: "Ok, so I know this was our first protest, but we had some real equipment malfunctions. Props and signs getting caught up in our legs and shoe laces, brass knuckles not breaking jaws...We looked like horrible elves out there, reinforcing negative stereotypes. Heck, even when the ghouls made mistakes, they golden parachuted to success. Fail up, typical bourgies."

Danu Elfpower - ELS Lineman: "*quickly cleans blood off knuckles* "What? Violent protests? No, the referees instigated the violence and I was just defending myself. Do you see any wounds on those undead? Yes I know they regenerate, you still have no proof. This was a peaceful protest. ELF POWER!"

FFTimberwolf - ELS Coach: "Alright, rookie games are always tough. Failing those easy, for elves, maneuvers was especially disheartening. Nuffle was not very kind, and Auricula wasnt going to make mistakes for me. We will take the L and the experience and come back harder....HEY! YOU! Apothacary! Yeah you! You work for me now. Didri, Calare, show him to his...quarters..."”