“Didri Molotov, ELS Blitzer, Captain: "Dark Elves vs Dark Elves, they throw us against our own kind like we're some kind of animals. Who's idea was that even? More proof of oppression! That said, Witch Elfs are animals, and I had to put her down. Sad but true."

Calare Looter, ELS Blitzer, MVP: "Nuffle gives and nuffle takes, and this match he gave a little more than he took last time. It was a close thing, and our opponents inexperience probably gave us the edge this time. My Elfhood is restored."

Drych Marcher, ELS Runner: "Running is a tough job. My favorite part is dumping the job on someone else. I'm getting good at it. I'll keep Marching on."

Laurono Signholder, ELS Lineman: "Signs were clear for ELS victory today. I signed our fans merch before the protest, and their support led us to victory. I followed a Sine-wave to the end zone to equal the score."

Danu Elfpower, ELS Lineman: "ELF POWER!"

FFTimberwolf, ELS Coach: "We came in to the match as the favorites and we didnt disappoint. Good caging, persistence, and guts paid off this time. Elves looked like elves today, and this was good. We will look to continue the good decisions and hard plays in to the next game."”