“Didri Molotov, ELS Blitzer, Captain - "Khemri, possibly the only creepier counter protest than Undead. They dont carry signs, no chants. Just...stare. Well, we cant out punch them, so we had to out Elf them so we didnt out splatter them. Beautiful ball carrying and passing. I was in total Sync with Looter today, her pass to me got us on the board. Later, I blitzed her free to make a game winning pass. I'm pleased with our results today. Also with the lack of splat. Probably should have called the Doc in before half time to take care of Riotgrrl. Oh well."

Agrotha Riotgrrl, ELS Lineelf - "AAAAUUUHHHH!! IT HURTS!"

Calare Looter, ELS Blitzer - "My hands were unbeatable. Punching, Carrying, Passing, I did it all."

Iridit Instigator, ELS Assassin - "Just so you know. Khemri can be stabbed. They stab really really good."

FFTimberwolf, ELS Coach - "I had concerns Nuffle was going to leave me a bloody mess, but the armor breaks were really mild. I elected not to use Apo in turn 4, because turn 5 would have had an RIP. Should have done it after all. Ah well. Bioeagle bashed himself in to good positions, but today, Elfbowling won the day. Good dodge and GFI rolls without tripping...much. A Good game. "”