“NCBB Season 35 Game 9
Out of Conference Game Non-AQ

JMSB took the pitch against TAMU to take on a Bretonian squad led by reputable coach Bazakastine. While perceived as slightly girlish for their french manners, Les Agriculteurs ended up proving they could hold their beer in as well as anyone.

In the first half, JMSB received and was lured into a fight along the sideline. It took a turn for the worse when the team's lone tackler Blade Divac was surfed after a nifty chain push put him into a vulnerable position.

JMSB did their best to diminish the Bretonian troops to a 10-7 man advantage, but stand firm and annoying blodgers kept them bogged down. With little time left, their only player in scoring range Gary Carver was killed by vicious blitzer Isaiah Spiller, ensuring the half would end tied at 0.

In the second half, the induced star player Bo Gallanté shined as he ran side to side for first five turns. When Reggie Blight had a small chance to put his tentacles on him, the mighty beast went really stupid and Gallanté saw an opening to rush for the end zone.

Isaih Spiller set the pace by stunning Michael Slay-Han on a 1d block as the Bretonians started making their push. With the bloaters and beast tied up midfield, Gallanté moved deep into Nurgle territory, screened by two blitzers. The pestigors are just out of range to catch him and the elvish star scored with an easy dodge on the final turn for the win.

JMSB takes their second loss of the season. Thanks to Bazakastine for showing how it's done.

Damage Report:
ShaKill O'Neal badly hurts Bobby Brown
Pavel Bury KO'd Jalen Wydermyer (chain surfed while prone)
Michael Slay-Han badly hurts Carson Green (surfed)
Carlton Fist KO'd Demain Richardson
Carlton Fist fouls and stuns Buddy Johnson
Danae Moon KO'd Tyree Johnson
Reggie Blight badly hurts Dan Moore
Dale Hawerchoke KO'd Josh Rogers
Reggie Blight smashed Tyree Johnson's other hip (-1 MA)
Pavel Bury turn 16 fouls and stuns Bo Gallanté, banned by the ref.”