“Didri Molotov, ELS Blitzer, Captain "Dark Elves vs Dark Elves, how could they? Well, we made sure to start our protest before theirs and I think that gave us momentum for the rest of the protest. This was a great protest for me. Key blocks, a pass, and a touchdown. I'm feeling faster than ever! Sorry about the counter protest though, they got beat up."

Drych Marcher, ELS Runner "I got off to a bad start with some butter fingers. But after that, straight Elf Bowl...er...protest."

Laurono Signholder, ELS Lineelf "Signs make a pretty nasty bludgeoning weapon."

Atleh Kneetaker, ELS Lineelf "*cleaning blood off cleats* I have no idea what you're talking about. I didnt kick that elf."

Danu Elfpower, ELS Lineelf "Ok, I didnt have the Elfpower today. What the hey."

FFTimberwolf, ELS Coach "This started off as anyones game, but momentum turned in the second half when we started knocking elves off the pitch. Numbers won out in the end. Nuffle was not having it with LuckiDog tonight." ”