“Game One Match Report

As the boys lined up it looked like an easy game vs coach fxiii's wee beardy dorf team, and in fact it got off to a great start. As the dorfs caged up, a super-admin-banstick-of-dynamite came flying over the line of scrimmage, blowing the runner holding the ball into tiny peices. Fleegle Fluffmuffin seized his chance and dodging around a couple of longbeards, picked up the ball from under their noses and made a break for it.

He would later be unable to recall what happened next but a kind of ball-hunger-glory-frenzy overtook him. The record shows he was sacked, and then he got up and sacked the ball carrier himself, driving the beardies back, with a green tide behind him, and as the only living dorf runner recovered the ball, Fluffmuffin pounced again, smashing him back into his own end zone. The crowd wanted more blood before a touchdown though and threw the ball back to the line of scrimmage.

After that, it was simple enough for a dorf blitzer to pick it up and run it in. Some longbeardies ganged up on Fluffmuffin and pummelled him until he was unconscious. 0-1 to the bad guys.

Poopy Swoop was blitzed before he had a chance to fly and the boys went in for a half time team talk.

Poopy Swoop got his hands on the ball this time, but Frumpy Rumpy missed out on the half time halflings and was hungry. Poopy only just managed to wriggle free. The boring dorfs bored their way into our valiantly defended line and came out with the ball. As an aftertought on their way to scoring again, they killed Superfuzz Bigmuff, who was playing his very first game of Blood Bowl, against the advice of his wife and 11 kids, who now no longer have anyone to provide for them. 0-2 to the villains, and game over for the brave gobbos.
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