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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2021-01-15 00:22:39
50k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
135
-1
30
18
-
#2 Cavathe Driel – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#4 Amona Barakah – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
2
-
1
15
162
-1
45
28
5
“Game 3 match report
Snarling like Sid Vicious at a Led Zeppelin gig, the Swear Box team bus rolled into the stadium and smelled... perfume. A wall of eyelinered emo fans were lining up to buy ticket for their new hotness: Azur's [BBox] Khaine's Pain dark elf squad.
The new romantics were in a rush and the game kicked off without coach paddy realising it. As he was grabbing a punk ipa from the complimentary mini-bar, the recieving elves had somehow got the ball, ran it into our half and fell over, spilling the precious non-vegan inflatable onto the dirt. Ever the opportunist, Fleegle Fluffmuffin ran it the full length of the field to score.
The second half commenced with a deep kick which Princess Beer Git could not recover, and the slender salad eating cheaters stole it and ran it in to tie up the score.
The next drive saw the working class heroes of this narrative go for the TTM to put the game to bed, and Fleegle duly obliged. However it wasn't over; the angst ridden agile silmarillion rejects still had time to try and level it up: if it wasn't for a witch elf slipping, and Richard B Lister having the presence of mind to pick up the ball and foul her into unconciousness, they would have.
2-1 to the gobs
”
Snarling like Sid Vicious at a Led Zeppelin gig, the Swear Box team bus rolled into the stadium and smelled... perfume. A wall of eyelinered emo fans were lining up to buy ticket for their new hotness: Azur's [BBox] Khaine's Pain dark elf squad.
The new romantics were in a rush and the game kicked off without coach paddy realising it. As he was grabbing a punk ipa from the complimentary mini-bar, the recieving elves had somehow got the ball, ran it into our half and fell over, spilling the precious non-vegan inflatable onto the dirt. Ever the opportunist, Fleegle Fluffmuffin ran it the full length of the field to score.
The second half commenced with a deep kick which Princess Beer Git could not recover, and the slender salad eating cheaters stole it and ran it in to tie up the score.
The next drive saw the working class heroes of this narrative go for the TTM to put the game to bed, and Fleegle duly obliged. However it wasn't over; the angst ridden agile silmarillion rejects still had time to try and level it up: if it wasn't for a witch elf slipping, and Richard B Lister having the presence of mind to pick up the ball and foul her into unconciousness, they would have.
2-1 to the gobs
”
A very well written report from my new gob arch-nemesis!
.......... or should I say "a very well written FAIRY TALE"!!
Can you imagine any Noble Ruthless Dark Elves drown into such a situation?!?
Pure proletarian propagnada for the masses.... Propaganda against Elven Honest Bourgeois. Shame on you, Red Punk!!
The truth is :
- Nuffle LOVES Gobs. You know what I mean.
- Darl Elves aren't emo. They're goth. The difference between? they're... errr older?
PS: English is not my native tongue... I wish I could write a report as fun as yours !!
PPS: sometimes, red punk propaganda tells the truth ;)
PPPS: Both game and chatting were VERY fun - that kind of games are the main reason why I play BB.
Thx PaddyMick!!
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