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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2021-01-21 15:56:14
70k
1/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
3
-
1
15
156
6
23
51
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
1
7
116
-
15
31
2
#11 Richard B Lister – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#12 Barry McCockinner – Dead (RIP)
“Game 4 report
At first it wasn't clear that the opposition had turned up, because they were in the dugout, and we couldnt see them 'cos they were dorfs, and dorfs are short. They are short, geddit? and they smell.
Swear Box declared victory after winning the toss, but the fans wouldn't let them leave the stadium.
The diminutive hipsters must have put on too much beard oil as they kept tripping over themselves in the first quarter, as the gobs bossed it down the pitch. Then an outstretched tattooed arm caught Archie Dectomy in the ball and he went down, the first of 9 KO's. Or what we thought were 9 KO's... turns out Barry McCockinner was dead... having never seen an elf.
We were 1-0 down going to the 2nd half, but Kryten played a blinder to give us false hope: out of 6 bombs, one was accurate and ainmed straight at the ball carrier. One was intercepted by a Troll Slayer's mohican, and the rest blew up in his backpack: but he kept getting back up. His and the trolls efforts stopped the dorfs scoring. MVP.
A moral victory for the brave green boys.”
At first it wasn't clear that the opposition had turned up, because they were in the dugout, and we couldnt see them 'cos they were dorfs, and dorfs are short. They are short, geddit? and they smell.
Swear Box declared victory after winning the toss, but the fans wouldn't let them leave the stadium.
The diminutive hipsters must have put on too much beard oil as they kept tripping over themselves in the first quarter, as the gobs bossed it down the pitch. Then an outstretched tattooed arm caught Archie Dectomy in the ball and he went down, the first of 9 KO's. Or what we thought were 9 KO's... turns out Barry McCockinner was dead... having never seen an elf.
We were 1-0 down going to the 2nd half, but Kryten played a blinder to give us false hope: out of 6 bombs, one was accurate and ainmed straight at the ball carrier. One was intercepted by a Troll Slayer's mohican, and the rest blew up in his backpack: but he kept getting back up. His and the trolls efforts stopped the dorfs scoring. MVP.
A moral victory for the brave green boys.”
A blinding Pass by Kameron after a quick ball snatch put us up 1-0 at half time, by some miracle it seems dwarves can run, just only with two massive green lumps (we later found them out to be trolls) hurtling after them shouting profanities such as
"kryten, kryten, bomb the git!"
Second half started strong with a lot of greasy fits knocking the goblins out before we found out the true star of their team, the miraculous arm of Kryten, hurtling bomb after bomb at the ball, with one even hitting it!
A wonderful match and definitely a fun replay :)
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